What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 03:20

The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
How do you identify a woman player?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What have I done wrong? How can I start over?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice